Recent email exchange with a friend in Salt Lake City:
"The Madison opens up May 19th, so you'll need to be here on the 17th or real early on the 18th."
"Dang, that'll be right in the middle of the post-spawn feeding frenzy, but ok."
"Post-spawn of what?"
Long pause, and then finally -
"Remind me to punch you in the mouth when you get here."
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