From the most recent offering from Lowbrow Angler -
My cover letter is direct and disarmingly honest: "I am six feet tall and know a lot of words. I won’t drink or surf porn on the job. Please consider me for the position of Director of Operations. Find attached a picture of me with a 10 lb striper."
This guy writes some pretty good stuff. Worth a read.
Operation Oregon Escape 2017
9 hours ago